>Live normally
>Some stupid monkeys start killing elves in faraway land
>K.
>Monkeys make their own country
>K.
>Monkey leader starts killing more elves across the land
>uhh...
>They start a war with our country
>Wtf did I do to you?
>They completely wreck us
>Monkeys own us
>Monkey leader conquers a lot
>Wtfff?????
>Long time passes
>Monkey leader dies
>We get rid of monkeys
>Monkeys start worshipping monkey leader as a god
>they're literally worshipping a monkey who commited genocide
>ohhellno.gif
>time passes
>we start war with other, similar monkeys
>we get to their capital by pure luck
>whatnow.jpg?
>ban worship of genocidal monkey
>monkeys get upset over not being able to worship their genocidal monkey warlord
>monkeys start rebellion in country originally started by monkey leader
>wut
>other monkeys who we beat in the war don't support rebellion
>monkeys fighting over wirship of monkey warlord
>whereisyourgodnow.jpg
>monkeys go all out on each other
>rekt
Tl;dr - if you were a high elf, you'd also hate talos and want his worship banned.
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[quote]>Monkeys make their own country[/quote] [spoiler]...[/spoiler] [spoiler]...Africa?[/spoiler] [spoiler]lol sry I just had to[/spoiler]
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BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
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Offtopic?
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Wtf kind of Skyrim mods do you have. I want them.
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I read it as a high elf As in like, cocaine
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Skyrim belongs to the Nords, cis scum!
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This was a good read
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If they weren't so arrogant, he might not have done it.
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Okay Planet of the Apes much...
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Dominion N'wah.
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Fus ro boop