Howdy folks, Cylus here again. I'm a bit late in terms of this segment, even though it's only a few hours. Has to do with last minute vacationing, you know how it goes. Or you don't. Idk. But anyways, the other day, my friend and I made a bong out of a chocolate protein shake bottle, and that got me thinking. [b][i]PANCAKES.[/i][/b] So Off-topic, here we are with another installment of [b][i][u]COOKING! WITH! CYLUS! (wooooo!)[/u][/i][/b] Today I'm going to teach you how to make the dankest freaking pancakes you have ever had! [u][b]WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS![/b][/u] [spoiler]I actually made this recipe myself too yo[/spoiler] [b][i]KACHIGGA[/i][/b] [b][u]Ingredients and shit:[/u][/b] Pot [spoiler]Is this even a question anymore? You should know by now that I write these while I get blasted.[/spoiler] Flour: 1 1/2 cups 🅱 Baking Powder: 3 1/2 teaspoons [spoiler]Don put da baking soda. One time I accidentally did and it tasted like shit[/spoiler] Salt: 1 1/2 teaspoon Sugar: 1/4 Cup Milk: 1 3/4 - 2 Cups (depending on preference) Liquid Chicken Embryo: 1 Butter: 3 tablespoons Chocolate chips [b][u]Step One:[/u][/b] Get your pot and smoke it while you heat up your pancake pan thing. Forgot what it's called. For me, I'm using that bong I told you about earlier. ;) [b][u]STEP DOS:[/u][/b] Take all your powder things in a big bowl and sift it. If you don't know what a sifter is, you're dumb. While you're doing that, melt the [b]Butt[/b]er in your microwave. [spoiler]haha butt lol[/spoiler] Once you got all your powders mixed, mix your [b][i][u]liquid chicken embryo[/u][/i][/b] and your [b][i][u]cow juice[/u][/i][/b] in a separate bowl. [b][u]STEP Э:[/u][/b] Get your powder stuff and make it look like a volcano. Then pour your [b][i][u]liquid chicken embryo and and cow juice[/u][/i][/b] mixture into the mouth of that volcano. Remember your butter? Put it in there too boi. [spoiler]ARGH I CANNUT BELIEVE IT AINT BUTTER[/spoiler] [b][u]STEP koo-ah-tro:[/u][/b]Mix that shit up homie. What's brackin' [b][u][u]STEP SIX IS OPTIONAL[/u][/u][/b] [b][u]Step 7:[/u][/b] Make sure you mixed it really well you potato [b][u]Step 8: Look back for step 6. You got pranked again[/u][/b] [spoiler]KACHIGGA[/spoiler] [b][u]Step 6:[/u][/b] Put in yo chocolate chips [b][u]Step 9:[/u][/b] Is yer pan hot? Get a 1/4 cup of batter and put it on. Let it cook. [b][u]Step 9 1/2:[/u][/b] [b][i][u]I REMEMBERED IT IS CALLED A GRIDDLE VRO[/u][/i][/b] [b][u]Step Ben10:[/u][/b] When your pancake starts to have tiny little bubbles like those -blam!-ing sand crabs at the beach that I can never seem to catch no matter how quick I am and how hard I try, because they keep -blam!-ing digging and leaving those bubbles to show your failure, flip the pancake. It should be a nice golden brown vrother. [b][u]Step Elevelevelevelevelen:[/u][/b] Cook the other side for an equal amount of time until done. Then get your pancake off the griddle biddle and put it on a plate. Put whipped cream on it and some maple syrup or something and eat up boi. Also, this recipe makes about a lot of pancakes. I probably should have said that earlier, but how tf do you get 1/2 egg? Some sort of nuclear splicer? Sike just eat the pancakes its2 less work. [b][i][u]BONUS:[/u][/i][/b] Since I'm late, I'm giving you a bonus. Imma teach you how to make whipped cream for your pancakes. Get a bowl to smoke and a bowl to mix in, whipping cream, and sugar. Make sure your cream is heavy tho. Idk if light whipping cream is a thing though. Someone tell me? Pour your cream in a bowl. For every 1 cup of cream, put about a teaspoon and a half ish of sugar. Then get a whisk and whip that shit. Watch as the excess skin of your arm flops as you do, you tubbo. Don't spill it tho. Then stop whisking when your cream is at a desired thicc-ness. [b][u][i]K A C H I G G A[/i][/u][/b] Wow! Would you look at that! Real pancakes right before your very eyes! Steaming, fluffy, chocolatey, and damn they're mother -blam!-ing delicious. [spoiler]I have a question for the audience. Do any of you actually make this? Cause I'm giving legitimate recipes that you can make lmao so eat da pancakes. ~Beep beep lettuce[/spoiler] There you have it folks. That's all the time we have for today. Remember, submit your requests through a DM and cast your vote. Do it fast or else you die! Munchie foods preferred :) Until next time, this has been [b][u][i]CCOOKING[/i][/u][/b] [b][i][u]WITH[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]CYLUS![/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]Tune in next time for sum dank eets.[/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]EDIT!!![/u][/i][/b] FLUFFY IS AN ADJECTIVE NOT A PERSON OR THING.