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Edited by Willy Bum Bum: 8/12/2017 9:05:26 PM
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I Went On Jake Paul's Channel And It Was Like I Lost My Virginity But I Wanted It

My boodie didn't even care. Jake Paul is seriously the greatest. He Puts the "G" in "Gay". Even Gay is hip when its coming from Jake Paul. I used to think women were all that mattered, but all that changed when I hit the "subscribe" button to Jake Paul's channel. I dont even care anymore. With a Team like Team 10 and a City like England, Jake is the last thing Virginity sees; man or woman, male or female, neither or both: Jake Paul doesn't just deflower yearning bodies. He deflowers innocence, starts a florist shop, then blows it up while rad hommies Nick Crompton and sweet suave swimsuit lassies rap it right.

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  • Edited by ol azo: 8/12/2017 8:55:04 AM
    [quote]It's everyday bro with that Disney Channel flow[/quote]What flow lol[quote]You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin', yes I can rap, and no I'm not from compton. [/quote]Sorry man, you can't rap. [quote]England is my city[/quote]What the actual god church?[quote]Two months ago you didn't know my name and now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin up[/quote]Yeah with those 2m dislikes haha[quote]These guys up on me I got em with the hook lemme educate ya and I ain't talking book[/quote]You don't got them with any hook tho. That was kinda bad. I'm so sorry but that song is way too much fun to make fun of.

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