JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Destiny 2

Discuss all things Destiny 2.
Edited by A Tigerstorm: 8/27/2017 3:36:49 PM
26

This my new motivation speech for everyone.

Ahem. Here we go. [b][i][u]MEN. WOMEN. TACOS. We stand at the brink, at the precipice of our finest hour!!! *Cuts to being killed by a cabal drop pod, yelling "SH#T!!!!"* We knew that the Red Legion would come, and now they stand at the gates poised to bring down our very destruction! They come, ARMED WITH THEIR LEGIONS OF MECHANIZED D#LDOS. THEY COME TO GIVE US A -blam!-ING BEYOND WHICH THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. But I say, that our butt holes will remain un stretched, for we have spicy exotics- *People start bitching about old exotics being in game* -And spicer Subclasses- *Cuts to people bitching about subclass trees.* WE, who have been tested in the fires of SIVA, who have weathered the black goo-like storm of Taken. Who have beaten Randal the Vandal. We have bested the likes of Crota and his daddy issues. And finally, the overwhelming amount of nerfs. WE SHALL BEFUDDLE THEM WHEREVER TBEY HIDE. WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM ON THE BEACHES. WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM ON THE LANDING GROUNDS. WE SHALL BAMBOOZLE THEM IN THE HILLS. WE SHALL NEVER... SURRRRRRREEEEENNNNDDEEERRRRR!!!!!! [/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]Because it's not physically an option. Credit to Vaunghy and his friends for coming up with this speech, I just modified it :) [/spoiler]

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • I'm somewhat confused... This seems to be a slaughtered version of a speech by Churchill (As I recall, part of it was also used by Iron Maiden) What confuses me is your "clever" rewrite; "*Cuts to being killed by a cabal drop pod, yelling "SH#T!!!!"*" Wouldn't the speech stop dead when the speaker died, or did you just forget to include that the ones listening to the speech was the ones getting killed? (Which would also stop the speech cold, I guess)

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon