I'l[b]l[/b] answer any quest[b]i[/b]on you hav[b]e[/b].
Destiny related and not destiny related.
I'm the all knowing guardian.
All answers are my personal findings while exploring the lore and ignoring most of it making up my own.
[u]Things to Know[/u]
Phil = Traveler
Kharl = Travelers brother
Find the true story of why hot dog packages and hot dog bun packages have different amounts.
This was fun guardians. Thanks for helping me pass the time before we continue our journey in the destiny universe.
My brother and I found a nice little Easter egg at the farm. The link is above.
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I've noticed that when I pull out an incendiary grenade, it's already on fire. And when I swap back to a different weapon, the fire never really goes out while the grenade is being put back in my pants. So here's my question: Can I use my farts as an emergency flame thrower, or will I just be blowing smoke?
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Do you mind if I go through these and answer some of the actual questions? I need something to do.
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If the Super Good Advice can talk, then why hasn't it said anything to me? Have I hurt it's feelings? We've been together for such a long time, and yet it still doesn't speak to me! *sniff* *sniff* *starts crying*
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What happens when a chicken eats a hive worm?
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Where are Randal and- [spoiler][b][i][u]S Y L O K, T H E D E F I L E D!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] -in D2?
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Do Fallen have nipples?
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If Exo anatomy is so complicated to understand, even for the Ghosts, then how are they able to completely rebuild them after they are incinerated?
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Who is Phil's dad?
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Why is Phil a ball? Why not a cube or pyramid?
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Can you become the Vex?
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How come xur hates salted popcorn so gosh darn much
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Which way do you have your toilet roll on its holder? Do you pull the sheets from the front, or the at back? Just to be clear, there is only one correct answer to this question, and if you get it wrong, I will have to shoot at you when I see you on patrol.
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In a cage match between the pigeons from the tower and the chickens from the farm, who would win?
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For seriously Lore question: In a cage match between the Sweeper bot and Kadi 55-30, who wins?
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Do you know if father is coming back?
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What's your middle name?
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why are you so goddamn funny?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Where is the planet Nessus located in the universe? Ya know, like it's azimuth? Altitude? Near any zodiacs or star locations? Plz give me some insight
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why is the traveller evil ?
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Did Hadji really kill Bruce Bannen?
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Why do so many people not understand this post is a joke?
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Zoltar, what weapon type will the New Monarchy Exotic be?
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Why my peepee hard
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Have you ever heard of the forsworn?
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What is the vault of glass?