I'm tired of only having like 3 other Aussies around here to actually know what I mean when talking about footy or eskys or even thongs (thongs are "flip flops" or whatever). It also gets annoying when you measure things in feet and inches and sophmores because it doesn't make any sense.
I will shout Bunnings snags to anyone who tries to be more Australian. Cheers.
[spoiler]inb4 inevitable emu war joke and/or convict joke[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Seriously, there are so many actually relevant things to make fun of us for. Try being more creative [/spoiler]
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Edited by Darth Turtle: 9/15/2017 6:54:49 PMYeh yah cunts. Also I am walking down the old country road. I come across an emu with an expression of bafflement on its face. I walk up to it and say "what's got your goat?". The emu impossibly looks more baffled,"what"? It says, "that doesn't make any sense what do you mean". "it doesn't matter" I reply. What are you baffled about?, I say. The emu says," I don't know and that's baffling me". "Huh I shall ponder with you"., and all was quiet. Over time the emu disappears suddenly. That baffles me. Then my legs start to thin, my arms turn to wings and I am filled with a sudden desire to fight some Aussies... this baffles me! As I stand there baffled my memories fade away leaving me with a feeling of bafflement I'm not sure why I have. I have become...THE BAFFLED EMU!
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People live in Australia? I thought it was just some Chinese money laundering scam.
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You should try washing the anger away sometime. Maybe the stains of time won't leave you so bitter, Aussie. I don't have anymore Monsoon jokes. Sorry.
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No Esko we can't be like you You people are out of your mind Have you seen the animals in your country They'll kill everything Australia is the true power country
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Wait you have the Bunnings snags? Mate where the hell are you I love them.
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Favorite flavor of zooper dooper?
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Crickey! Yur a beut! In yur natural habitat yur loikly to make sounds with yur nostrils that resembles breathing. Imagine that!
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Edited by rhtbaxter666: 9/13/2017 12:03:36 AMSo do I just have to swear a lot and say "mate" all the time? Easy Edit: lol I'll be an Aussie for Halloween
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"I come from a land down under."
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Being Australian is a mental illness.
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Oi mate! You wont me to be more of an Aussie ey? Croykey that's a big gata!
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Luck of the Irish
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*Charges into thread on the back of a cassowary* [b]'STRALYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!![/b]
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Yeah Holden's!
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Edited by Donald Trump: 9/13/2017 12:01:53 AMNo. Well maybe.
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But we're all the same and countries don't matter?
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Vegemite is the superior condiment.
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Good Eye Mate. [spoiler]shitttrtr. This is overdone [/spoiler]
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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
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C U Next Tuesday!
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I think maybe all the old Australians fled to Sep7agon several centuries ago.
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People are always calling me the American Xavier Rudd, so.......
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I'll didgeridoo just for you!
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Edited by The Researcher: 9/11/2017 9:27:39 PMOi <unt [spoiler]good enough?[/spoiler]
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Oi, mate. Does your sister like the thongs I gave her?