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Ok ok... *turns off lightsaber* are there any rebel scum that need dealing with?
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Yes! Yes there is! They are behind the curtain trying to probe Mulder! Just make sure you take your lightsaber & not Scully's lipstick. Last time you did that, the hawt autopsy lady cut her own head off and Luke, well, Luke ended up on Broadway.......
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Dude I'm trying to forget that! It isn't my fault that her lipstick was a giant silver tube! *slices and dices rebel scum*
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I know, it was an accident, I am just trying to help avoid a repeat of that situation! Besides, I do not want to clean Yoda's swamp again as punishment.....