-be me -leave town for 2 weeks (9/3-9/16) -get turbo excited to play upon arriving back home -due to excitement download destiny app in an attempt to fill void -doesnt work -void grows -sitting at airport anxiously awaiting flight to return home -open app -headline reads welcome to endgame -fml -so far behind -no use -consider writing joke about nothing mattering anymore and something involving the plane -jk I wanna get home cuz I'll out gear you all soon enough anyway -jk scrubkins can dream But for real, it's endgame already? I mean, I get it. It's part for the course, but that was a sad headline to read