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9/22/2017 11:37:35 AM
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Trace the Tentacle Faced Trickster to Titan
Friend or [i]Foe[/i], he has found fit to return to our world. There will be no [i]Ward[/i]s that will save us from the [i]Cliff[/i] of legendary shard spending; that is the [i]Coil[/i]s of Xur's noodly visage.
If you're on the [i]Fence[/i] about seeing him understand this: we have nothing but good [i]Feedback[/i] from guardians who have visited him. All [i]A[/i]'s for his gear and this coming from [i]C[/i] and [i]D[/i] students of Cryptology. [i]Brace[/i] yourself my [i]Sun[/i] and know that you may never hear the words "but I don't have that weapon" again.
But be wary of the tentacled one. We have [i]0[/i] reason to trust him
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Xur is a stubborn oak, Is he not? He's got some big Coils to show up in Titan while I'm manning one. I do have to say that he seems to be taking our feedback and is now on our side of the fence. Here Xur! ward my shards while I become a foetracer, sunbracer, but stay away as I am The Traveler's chosen
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1 ReplyThan Tickle his Tentacles until they are Tangled and he is Tittilated, Take his Toys, then Toss him to the Taken, and he will be Totally Trashed.
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What?
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1 ReplyNeed more posts like this
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1 ReplyGotta love getting 5-star reviews. Maybe I'll bring the sweat shop team next time, half eaten sandwiches for everyone.
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2 RepliesJust remember folks: He has an Exotic Rocket (Not worth it) and some badass looking Warlock Gauntlets (100% worth it)
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1 ReplyHow many times can a user downvote a post?
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1 ReplyWe all know what he wants. He wants to go to Japan.
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6 RepliesOh god not this again...
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3 RepliesBwaaaaah
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8 RepliesOh my friggen gawd Stacy do you see this Fuqboi? He's tryin to be caol! [spoiler]I tried as well okay?[/spoiler]
