You are wrong. Fat is something to be proud of. Since the time of Socrates we have been objectifying bodily expectations that just arn't real. Its time to be fat and proud. For someone like me that lives in the north, my fat is a huge evolutionary advantage. I would survive a blizzard way longer than some Olympic athlete. My fat would keep me warm longer. Also, being fat means the competition for potential mates is way lower. I can get pretty much any other fatty I want. Successful procreation is just a matter of pausing Destiny, and saying "hey". Also, I will most likely die younger (which humans were meant to do) putting less strain on society as a whole. From the evolutionary perspective I will have lived the ultimate life: -blam!-ed, ate, and died. There really is nothing else...