I can't keep him because my family has too many religious founders. He's the second coming of the messiah that we think God dumped at our house. I've been listening to sermons and got it some water, which he turned to wine, and we are getting it some food, which seems to be multiplying exponentially. What else should I do? Some Jehova's Witnesses came asking if I had seen him, but I decided not to give him up.
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Multiplies food? Give him a hundred dollar bill!