This is going to be quite a long wall with quite a few important points, so if you want the quick version that lacks some of the points, you can scroll on down to the tl;dr section. Anyway, onto the story. I was just playing Destiny and this guy just showed up out of nowhere. Nowhere is a weird word now that I think about it. Is it "No where" or "Now here"? Anyway on with the story... I was just playing around in the patrols and this level four show up. While I'm on the topic of patrols, let me cut away for a second. Does anybody else think patrols are boring? You only really go there for bounties or to try out weapons. Even with sparrows, it takes a while just to get from place to place. The chests don't really give out much, either. Sure, they occasionally give out strange coins, but who really uses them anymore? I guess patrols are a nice place to hang out, but otherwise it's quite boring. Anyway, back to the story... The level four starts doing everything he can to get my attention, and it's kinda hard to actually get my attention. By the way, if you really want to get my attention, you gotta put on one of the flaming Halloween masks and wear the Chatterwhite shader. I remember when I got the Chatterwhite shader in Year 1; killing Atheon for the fourth time and the amazement on my face. I prefer the Flaming Skull mask from the first Festival of the Lost. It makes noises and stuff. Oh, right! The story! So, this guy is jumping around, punching me, dancing, all the other things people do... He also got on his sparrow and started honking his horn. That part reminded me of the sparrow races. I spent a while searching for the most irritating horn I could. I finally found it: The Bell Horn. I went through a race spamming the horn at every point I could. When the race was over, I had a minor headache. One guy in the race sent me a message saying something like, "Your mom should've disowned you," or something like that. Anyway, the level four is using the clown horn and I finally turn towards him and wave. He gets off his sparrow and waves back. I send him a message saying I'm going to go ahead and get off Destiny and he says bye or something. I go to orbit and inspect his player on this site and to my surprise, he's using the Khvostov! I was like, "Wow! People still use that!" And then I was like, "Of course they do, stupid. He doesn't have many weapon choices at his level. He's only level four." So then I had an ongoing argument with myself about how stupid I am and finally decided to punch myself to let me know who's the boss. I quieted down after that. Of course, I couldn't leave witnesses, so I cut up my body into pieces and hid it in my freezer. Nobody can know that I did away with myself simply because I lost an argument to myself. Nobody shall ever know. Anyway, I think auto rifles are overpowered because they do damage and, by Destiny Law, anything that does damage is overpowered, which reminds me... Why was Universal Remote suddenly OP one day? Nothing changed with it, it just suddenly happened. Just goes to show the Destiny community sucks. [b]Too Long; Didn't Read[/b] [spoiler]I was just playing Destiny and this guy just showed up out of nowhere. Nowhere is a weird word now that I think about it. Is it "No where" or "Now here"? Anyway on with the story... I was just playing around in the patrols and this level four show up. While I'm on the topic of patrols, let me cut away for a second. Does anybody else think patrols are boring? You only really go there for bounties or to try out weapons. Even with sparrows, it takes a while just to get from place to place. The chests don't really give out much, either. Sure, they occasionally give out strange coins, but who really uses them anymore? I guess patrols are a nice place to hang out, but otherwise it's quite boring. Anyway, back to the story... The level four starts doing everything he can to get my attention, and it's kinda hard to actually get my attention. By the way, if you really want to get my attention, you gotta put on one of the flaming Halloween masks and wear the Chatterwhite shader. I remember when I got the Chatterwhite shader in Year 1; killing Atheon for the fourth time and the amazement on my face. I prefer the Flaming Skull mask from the first Festival of the Lost. It makes noises and stuff. Oh, right! The story! So, this guy is jumping around, punching me, dancing, all the other things people do... He also got on his sparrow and started honking his horn. That part reminded me of the sparrow races. I spent a while searching for the most irritating horn I could. I finally found it: The Bell Horn. I went through a race spamming the horn at every point I could. When the race was over, I had a minor headache. One guy in the race sent me a message saying something like, "Your mom should've disowned you," or something like that. Anyway, the level four is using the clown horn and I finally turn towards him and wave. He gets off his sparrow and waves back. I send him a message saying I'm going to go ahead and get off Destiny and he says bye or something. I go to orbit and inspect his player on this site and to my surprise, he's using the Khvostov! I was like, "Wow! People still use that!" And then I was like, "Of course they do, stupid. He doesn't have many weapon choices at his level. He's only level four." So then I had an ongoing argument with myself about how stupid I am and finally decided to punch myself to let me know whose boss. I quieted down after that. Of course, I couldn't leave witnesses, so I cut up my body into pieces and hid it in my freezer. Nobody can know that I did away with myself simply because I lost an argument to myself. Nobody shall ever know. Anyway, I think auto rifles are overpowered because they do damage and, by Destiny Law, anything that does damage is overpowered, which reminds me... Why was Universal Remote suddenly OP one day? Nothing changed with it, it just suddenly happened. Just goes to show the Destiny community sucks. Yes, this is a shitpost.[/spoiler]