Immediately after Halloween Every year There is a shift A burst of energy Annual asteroid impact First, the advertisements Restaurants, cars, your dad's garage Next, the stores BE FIRST BE FIRST And finally Mercilessly We American people Are reduced Weighed And measured Our job schedules tracked Our economic status known And without warning A day after Dios De Spook The bombardment begins [spoiler][b][i]Christmas Music[/i][/b][/spoiler]