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Edited by FelifluxMadness:
6/12/2020 10:42:20 AM
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What If You Rubbed Out a Genie?
You rub out a genie
[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
and he grants you three wishes.
What would your wishes be?
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If you rub a lamp a genie comes out, rub the genie and he cums out
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Edited by LahDsai: 11/22/2017 2:12:44 PMAll I can think of now is Grandfather's speech in [i]Little Big Man[/i].
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1 ReplyJust to be clear i gave a genie a handjob to get three wishes right? Seems like a pretty good deal tbh. 1: I'd wish my consciousness could be 4th dimensional so that way i could go back and forth thru time idk if this will let me remember everything so maybe it will be like an annoying deja vu. 2: I'd wish that i could be able to control my aging system like a jellyfish. 3: Lastly i'd wish that i could inject scopolomine doses on people's systems through eye contact.
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1 ReplyI’d wish for a cure to cancer so I can say my cum cures cancer
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1. Only myself and those I deem worthy can make wishes. 2. I wish for more wish-granting genies. 3. Wish in reserve. Always keep a wish or two in reserve in case you f##k up or the genie screws you.
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Genie Bouchard x3
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I feel if someone nutted and a genie came out they should see a doctor, not ask for wishes
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Magic powers.
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Wish 1. I wish i knew why you granted wishes Wish 2. I wish you couldn’t grant wishes or any genie Wish 3. get back in your bottle your drunk with power
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More wishes.
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7 Replies1. Destroy International Jewish Zionism/Communism 2. Every country in the world adopts National Socialism becoming free and prosperous as a result 3. All luciferian doctrines are destroyed and the Catholic church is reformed back to the way it functioned during its Tridentine time period (i.e. the way in which it originally functioned as established by Christ).
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Too many things to decide from
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10 RepliesEdited by SOLlDTITAN: 11/17/2017 7:10:27 PMAlways be healthy 10 billion dollars for me and 100 billion to charity Then freee the genie
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1 ReplyThat no wish including this one will be carried out exactly as intended by me. The ability to grant my own rule free wishes. To give the genie its freedom.
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9 RepliesSo, if I was wanking & a Genie popped out, you want to know my wish? Well for starters, what does this Genie look like? Are we talking a hot chic genie or are we talking the one from Alladin? If hot chic, I think you can guess my first wish... [spoiler]For the world's best damn sandwich that never ends & never gets old.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Nebulrike: 11/20/2017 5:34:23 AMHave literally the power to do anything. Chicken Sandwich Burger I could make the universe as we know it so much better
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1. A million dollars 2. Be friends with everyone I want to and have the courage to talk to... certain people 3. Infinite wishes 😎
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1) Tax and fee free checking account with an unlimited amount of money. 2) The power to grant immortality to any number of living beings. 3) World Peace.
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3 Replies1. I want to be popular at school 2. I want to be a more complete person 3. I want to take two strokes off my golf game.
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8 Replies$100 million Lift australian gun laws Abolish religion
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Wait a minute [i][b]rub out a genie?[/b][/i]
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To be healthy For a nice house Enough money to not need to work
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1. To always be 100% healthy 2. To be the smartest being in the universe 3. That Michael Bay would make good movies.
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More wishes His friendship Money
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I rub one out all the time.
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1 ReplySo that's what the white smoke was.
