I have been know to say that “the definition of cold is a pool party in Antarctica with the dress code strictly Speedo’s and bikinis, and the definition of hot is flying into a volcano with hairspray on” and with my guide to temperature conditioning, you can say this as well, step 1. Get a friend, 2. Go with your friend to Costco and have him fill a cart with your favorite ice cream 3. Get a bucket and take it to the bathroom, if anyone tells you not to bring merchandise into the bathroom, put it on your head as a helmet, if they ask you why you need a helmet in the bathroom, tell them you were hit in the head by a Orana Bear (that is a cross between a orangutan and a kuala bear if you peasants didn’t know) while exploring the jungles of the Atlantic Ocean and were using the bathroom, and proceed to go to bathroom 4. Get the bucket, fill it up with cold water, and poor it on yourself until you are drenched completely (repeat as necessary) 5. Strip out of everything except the swimsuit you wore under your cloths (be sure these are drenched as well) and take the spoon you packed out of your pocket for the ice cream 6. Put the bucket back on your head 7. Walk out of bathroom casually 8. When someone comes tell you to put on clothes ignore them and yell “FOOOOORRRRR SPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAA” as you run like a mad man to the walk in freezer where your friend will meet you 9. Proceed to eat unhealthy amount of ice cream for 63 minuets 10. Run out of freezer like a mad man 11. Yell “FOOOOOOORRRR AAAATTTTHHHHIIINNNSSS” to thoroughly confuse all bystanders who have by this time compiled to watch the fiasco 12. Run like a mad man to the deli 13. Open up doors to rotisserie chicken cooker 14. Hop in 15. Share this copy paste with 10 people, no group chats or send backs I hope this has been helpful from the bottom of my head, and as always stay safe and don’t do anything dumb Triumphant1000 out. [spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Offtopic, a more appropriate forum for this offtopic discussion. Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic, for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]