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11/22/2017 8:57:02 PM
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Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne

Jesus Christ it's Slim Slimy

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  • Every Bourne movie ever: >CIA analyst sifting through millions of pixels of satellite surveillance footage >*Enhance pixelated photo of some obscure third world market place* >Slightly obstructed black and white still of Matt Damon shuffling away through a crowd looking over his shoulder, face towards camera >”Is that Jason Bourne?” >Analysts prints photo and brings it to superiors >”Is this -blam!-ing real?!” >Analyst and superiors rush to NSA to show findings >[b][i]”OH SHIT -blam!- ITS JASON BOURNE!!”[/i][/b] >NSA flips shit and sends agents, task force, and a few hit squads to obscure third world market place, and notify the local authorities (just to be sure) to take care of Jason Bourne >Bourne catches wind of the shit bearing down on him and defeats half of the dudes after him in a fight scene or a lengthy chase >Sometime during all this Bourne uncovers a conspiracy >With the help of an asset Bourne evades/fights more bad guys >Bourne unravels the conspiracy, confronts the source, and falls off the grid...again >”I’m sorry Director, I’m sure we’ll get him next time.” >NSA flunkie gets reprimanded >Ending scene of Bourne escaping/living in obscure third world country in solitude >Credits

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