Look here bromosaurus rex's. Been looking for kiwis for my venomous beaver ducks. Talked to cayde and that jiblet nibbler sold me some maps for hidden kiwi chests.
So I saddled up Romstein my head platypus and got to gettin. After 62 days of searching far and wide and opening many a chest Romstein is pissed. That turd burglar sold me maps for chests full of pineapples.
Venomous beaver ducks hate pineapples. Not only is Romstein upset but Shawna Tiddlywinks The 3rd (my other platypus and romsteins wife) Is beyond livid. She wont even let me put her saddle on her anymore.
Im at a loss here and don't know what to do. After all that glimmer I have an enormous stack of useless pineapples and two severely pissed of venomous beaver ducks. Im gonna try to paint them to look like kiwis but I dont have much faith my lovely's will fall for it. Wish these little buggers didn't love kiwi so much but you know how the old saying goes.. "You cant feed a venomous beaver duck a pineapple painted to look like a kiwi or he will poo in your boot" This game sucks.