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Edited by The DUKE:
11/30/2017 10:49:07 AM
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-Offtopic Bar-
Not that very much in Offtopic these days other than likes spam, forum fame and my fav, edgy users
So how bout this
Instead of cramming different threads of dumb shit, why not cram this one thread with every garbage we spew out every day. Clean out Offtopic ffs im tired of seeing slimy headlines
My notifications are -blam!-ed since 2016, issa win win lmao
Think of it as a bar but with every aspect of dirt tossed into it and no dignity whatsoever
[b]Only rule:[/b] No dumb RP, that was annoying back then and it still is.
Thats pretty much it, this thread is all yours Offtopic. I'll be smoking benadryls outside if you need me
[spoiler]Video is how I predict this will turn to[/spoiler]
[u]Bartender i pay minimum wage cause im a douchebag:[/u]
a) RheubenThePig
b) TurkeyJedi_705
c) Icefall [b][u][i]He got em drinks-Just reply to him and he got yo ass[/i][/u][/b]
[u]Big stronk bouncers:[/u]
a) bane139
b) NCR Veteran
[u]God Damn DJ:[/u]
a) GhostCreeper99
b) Artemis
[b][i]Music:[/i][/b]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
[b][u]Edit of the Month[/u][/b]
Fight started lmao, 1v1 for the drunk audience and make me money.
Games range from any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
First up- Animal Jam (18 and up players)
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5 Replies“I promise I won’t get political.” [i]Three drinks later.[/i] “And don’t even get me started on how bullshit the UN is.”
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3 RepliesEdited by GhostCreeper99: 11/28/2017 4:50:53 AM[b]Bar music.[/b] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVggXZPCuYw
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1 ReplyCanz we play roblox
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2 RepliesNow one last thing. A London fog. It’s a type of tea. No alcohol
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3 RepliesI’d like a green tea
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1 ReplyHave you got some change for the ciggy machine,hands over a score.
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5 RepliesI’ll have tea, the strong kind. No alcohol. Make it black tea i need the caffeine
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1 ReplyHallo I am a bartender. Whatever drink u want just reply 2 me with the name. Whenever I like ur post is when u will get the drink. The November and December special is the Slim Slimy juice.
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3 Repliesgibb ma dink pls
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3 RepliesFook you and i slept with your mom. We Rped into the night. Just being polite about it.
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1 ReplyI need some gasoline. Not the 87 octane I want the 91
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5 RepliesHello, I am a health inspector. This establishment is healthy. I do not want to be a health inspector no more. May I have a job here?
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4 Repliesim sure no one remembers, but i actually used to run the Valentine's Day Singles Shelter, and seeing this bar kinda reminded me of it but with a menu. or RP people
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4 RepliesEdited by TexasJedi_705: 11/27/2017 4:07:39 AM*walks in* *sees what kind of establishment the place is* "Bartender, got any jobs you need doing?"
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4 Replieshello yes I would like 10 mph of water [spoiler]its midnight ok don't blame me blame sleep deprivatiom[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCareful not to drink too much everyone
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2 Replies*Walks in* Can I have a Jack & Coke?
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Edited by The DUKE: 11/27/2017 11:33:08 AMLol we is bopping
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1 Reply*walks in* [i]"My instincts tell me that this is not a respectable establishment."[/i] *walks out*
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1 ReplyOp is ninja
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3 RepliesJust a shot of bleach please
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1 ReplyCan I have a virgin cubalibre, but with birch beer?
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1 ReplyI wonder if there's any fights.
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3 RepliesWhat server are we goin on go dat anumal jam. Let me guess, the private party that looks like an LFG, saying “Mature Jammers Only; 18+”
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3 RepliesEdited by RokNBrokN: 11/26/2017 6:16:54 PMAre dogos allowed? ░▄▀▄▀▀▀▀▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░█░░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░░▄░ █░░▀░░▀░░░░░▀▄▄░░█░█ █░▄░█▀░▄░░░░░░░▀▀░░█ █░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░█░░▄▄░░▄▄▄▄░░▄▄░░█░ ░█░▄▀█░▄▀░░█░▄▀█░▄▀░ ░░▀░░░▀░░░░░▀░░░▀░░░
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2 RepliesEdited by Archival Mind: 11/26/2017 4:02:39 PM<I'll take the strongest shit you have.>
