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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/26/2017 6:06:12 AM
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“Why would you get on something that makes you look like an evil or poorly constructed pair of buttocks?”
English
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[i]"Badass is a term people use to describe something cool." [/i]
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“So iced water is badass?”
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[i]"No. Cool as in awesome, not cold in this context." [/i]
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“I understand.”
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[i]"Your turn."[/i]
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“It is currently three hundred degrees kelvin outside, and this whiskey has been watered down.”
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[i]"Whiskey - we gotta find us some harder shit." [/i]
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“Correct.”
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[i]"Know any good VR sims that don't water it?" [/i]
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“No. This VR is technologically based, not magically based, correct?”
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[i]"Right." [/i]
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“Then I don’t think I can make one.”
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[i]"Y'know the sim can simulate magic yeah?" [/i]
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“Not from magic. If it was magic I could manipulate the sim
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[i]"Then try to manipulate it. You might be able to." [/i]
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She closes her eyes, and opens them again, the pupils distorted into aberrant shapes as she looks at the glasses. [spoiler]Is the VR at all magical? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah, but you can simulate magic and shit. [/spoiler]
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Absolutely nothing happens.
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[i]"Well, it was worth a try." [/i]
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“I’m not very good against tech.”
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[i]"So are you saying you could do it if we weren't in a sim?" [/i]
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“No. If this Sim ran on magic, I would disable it completely and then re-organize the spell while it was disabled.”
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[i]"I don't speak magician. What?" [/i]
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“I’d turn it off, mess with the hardware, and turn it on again.”
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[i]"Okay, wh- You know what I can make you a sim later, cool?" [/i]
