originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Hmm...."
Victoria did the most stupid thing ever and copied exactly what Helena did, she chugged the rest of her practically full glass. When she was done she slammed down her glass and let out a loud burp, which caused her to blush in embarrassment.
"O-Oh, excuse me..."
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[i]Helena gave a sarcastic applause when Victoria went and chugged her entire glass, though beneath all the sarcasm and mocking, the woman was actually just a teeny tiny little bit impressed, even if she'd die before she showed it.[/i] "Well done," [i]She commented with an uncharacteristically genuine tone.[/i] "Didn't think ya had 't in ya."
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"Th-Thanks...?" Victoria fluttered her eyes and shook her head as if trying to clear her head. "I-Is the room a bit w-wobbly or is it just me?"
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"Lightweight, arencha? Didn't know what else t'expect, considerin' the Kraken holds, like... 40% APV. 'Least y'didn't vomit." [i]Helena grinned wide as she watched Victoria, the poor girl already drunk, probably. She was planning on leaving her on her own, since there was no way her Captain would approve of her bringing a stranger in, but... eh, Vic would live. Probably.[/i]
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"I-I'm fine...." Violet looked over at Helena with a large grin and an expression that easily showed off how much of a lightweight she is. "H-Hey, did you know the wing twitch thing is a sign of arousal?" The girl giggled. "It sucks when people know that because they'll begin notice it happens a lot."
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[spoiler]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/205/251/hansenlol.jpg[/spoiler] [i]And when Victoria said that, Helena's plans to ditch her became about twenty times more definite, because while she wasn't exactly chaste, she didn't want to follow in the footsteps of Kevin Spacey. Lord, she could already hear Chris Hansen offering her a seat. As such, she only slowly blinked in response, looking rather blankly at the young lady before her attention shifted back to the bar with a soft mutter under her breath. She lightly started tapping on the bar, a quick glance at the tender getting her a refill.[/i] "I could've hap'ly lived 'nother eighty years without ever learnin' that. Gods, 'n they've been twitchin' since m'fuсkin' helmet came off..."
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"Mhmm!" Victoria giggled, wrapping an arm around Helena's shoulders. "Like I said, they twitch a lot. Did I say that? I dunno..."
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[i]And now, the temptation to shoot Victoria was there, too. Helena had plenty of guns perfectly in reach, so grabbing one wouldn't be an issue, but...[/i] "Get the fuсk off of me, kid." [i]That worked.[/i]
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"Oh? Sorry!" She giggled, letting go of Helena. "Didn't mean to piss ya off, honey! Hey, can I get another round, bartender!"
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"Gods, this was a mistake," [i]Hel murmured beneath her breath, though she nonetheless got herself another drink, both her and Vic getting their refill at the same time.[/i] "I'm not takin' ya home, FYI." [i]Probably was gonna ditch her, really. Definitely, actually.[/i]
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"That's okay! I drunk better when I'm fly!" The winged girl downed the whole drink before stumbling out of her seat and crashing to the floor. She got up and walked to the door.
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"Ya've never been drunk b'fore... Eh, whatever. Bye-bye!" [i]Helena waved Victoria off as she stumbled and fell, only to lean over the bar and to the tender behind it, whispering something along the lines of "I'm not payin' for 'er" since he was quick to whistle over. "Ma'am, you still have to pay."[/i]