"WHY HELLO THERE, GOOD SIR!" He was sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and a cup of tea in one hand and a decorative plate in the other. He sipped the tea with a smile, slurping up that delicious hot liquid. "Having a bad day? I just got back from f*cking your ex while you took your time getting here. Quite a good catch, may I add. She repeatedly told me I was better than you, it was quite the show."