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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/18/2017 11:39:50 AM
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"I met a lady. She gave me a box of puppies and kittens."
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“Oh. That’s cool. You know who she is or ever meet her after?”
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"Never saw her again."
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“Did you ever try to look for her again at all?”
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"No."
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“Well, that’s just kinda shitty, actually. Might wanna try and find her again sometime.”
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"The thing is, I don't rememner who it was that gave it to me. I may only look 48, but I'm much older."
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“My dad is almost sixty and a normal dude and he was able to remember stuff like that. No excuse.”
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"I'm 185, you little brat. I may a guardian, but I'm known as the Clumsy Titan for a reason."
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“If you call me a brat again I’ll make sure you don’t live long enough for someone to call you that ever again.”
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"Fiiiiiiine," Mason said.
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“God, you’re really boring, aren’t you? Can see why you have nobody around besides your animals.”
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"Hey! I'm not the bad. I'm Titan Dad!"
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“That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. And yes, you are that bad, or you’d probably have some more friends.”
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Mason seemed disappointed, "I guess I'll go talk to my daughters."
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“Or you could go out and try to make some friends instead of just talking to family.”
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Mason had waljed away.
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[spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
