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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/23/2017 11:57:54 PM
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"I'm sorry, but have you seen my collection of knives? I'm not turning them in for f**king pole."
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[i]"Hey, those poles are nice!" Meg said with a laugh, looking to the road ahead once again. [/i]
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"Yeah, but the knives are sharp."
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[i]"The poles can be sharp." [/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 12/24/2017 2:31:51 AM"Yeah, but that's when you add a blade to it."
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[i]"No, you can sharpen it." [/i]
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"That's when it becomes a spear."
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[i]"Doesn't necessarily mean it isn't a staff still. Could be a staffspear. A stear." [/i]
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"For me, the sharper, the better," she replied.
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[i]"Then do you like bullets? They're the sharpest of all." [/i]
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"Yes. Especially sniper bullets."
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[i]"I was thinking flechettes, but that works too." [/i]
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"Even better..."
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[i]"Yeah..." [/i]
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"So... how about you? You a Hunter, a Titan, or a Warlock?
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[i]"Titan. Nobody uses their hands better than me in a fight." [/i]
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"Cool. Nobody beats me in a knife fight."
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[i]"How about a Warcock, who can slap both of us from a damn mile away?" [/i]
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"Yup, that's my sister. She can smack you from 2 miles away. Very powerful Warlock."
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[i]"-blam!- those pretensious pûssies." [/i]
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"Well, rigjt now, she's sorta... nerfed... for the next 9 months."
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[i]"Why? How?" [/i]
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"She's preggers."
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[i]"Oh, she's a Guardian right? That... Explains a bit, actually." [/i]
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"Yep. That's why. All her light is being focused to shields."
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[i]"So is the kid a Guardian too?" [/i]
