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1/2/2018 8:29:43 AM
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If Your Cheeseburger Does Not Moo At You, It Was Not Made From Cow
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At three cuils, you awake as a hamburger. You attempt to cry out, only to have special sauce escape your bun lips. The world is in sepia.
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It speaks to me in riddles
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2 RepliesMy burger whispers in my ear during my sleep. It skitters through the floorboards at night. It spins webs of cheese in the corners of my room. It is the shadow in the corner of your eye.
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If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why tf they made of food?
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My dad is a slaughterman. He kills cows and has a license to kill them. He sees the cows get shot in the head before they spaz on the floor. The cow's leather is cut off, and the guts n stuff are pulled out before the meat is cut, minced and packaged. Never have i ever seen a beef patty moo once. Evidence or bullsh*'
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Edited by lnnocent PeopIe: 1/4/2018 1:52:41 PMWhat sound do McNuggets make?
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Edited by LegalDealin: 1/4/2018 2:49:00 AMMy whispers seductive nothings into my ear...
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2 RepliesWhat if I moo at my cheeseburger?
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3 RepliesMine was made from a deer...
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What sound does bologna make? I imagine it'd be some kind of Lovecraftian guttural chanting.
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Mine neighed. Like a horse
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1 ReplyRandom!
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It says many things to me.
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<I knew McDonald's was up to something...>
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My burgers are made from bison.
