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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Stitch:
1/11/2018 6:24:41 AM
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[quote][url=http://www.bungie.net]Everyone has to start somewhere?[/url][/quote]
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
In front of the town of Dojoville, stood a short, middle-aged man standing at 5'6" wearing a cheap shark suit bought at a dollar store with the tail duck taped on. He smiled maliciously at the town with a pose of confidence as he laughed like a cliche villain.
"Today is your reckoning, Dojoville! For I, LaserSharkMan, shall conquer you! I will have you all become my minions of evil and wear matching outfits while you do my evil deeds...which are totally not the chores my mom keeps bothering me about!"
He cleared his throat.
"ANYWAY! Is there no hero to rise and meet my evil?! Or is your hero a coward?! Too scared to face me! I can't blame him...or her...or it...whatever the hero identifies as! For I am truly the embodiment of the evil in this world!"
[spoiler]Open. I know, he's terrifying, but I believe in you guys. You can take him down.[/spoiler]
English
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"Uh-huh. Yeah. [i]Yeah[/i]. [i]I like it[/i]." [i]Such a voice, one that was fast-paced and swift, would respond as the masterful villain would announce his presence to the Dojo. It would not be a shocked denizen of the city, nor a proud member of the Dojo, nor a knight of Trayve in gold and purple, nor some legendary Mary Sue that was clad and encased in some technological miracle of an exosuit.[/i] [i]But it totally was a Mary Sue.[/i] [i]She spoke in a quick voice, yet one that was alluring as well, like music to one's ears. The singsong voice was only accompanied by something of an accent, British or something of the sort, though that was somewhat difficult to distinguish. She stepped out in front of the true villain, exposing herself to his view. She was.. well, average, but not so average after all. She was a regular, medium height office feet and eight inches tall, with her bodily frame underneath the tight navy blue jeans and the buff, black jacket that was zipped up to her pale neck was thin and lean, like a line taken shape. Her hands were exposed with her arms crossed, her forearms down to her fingertips burnt to a smoldering, blackened crisp. It was as if her hands had been shoved into an oven, yet they seemed real still, of flesh and skin and bone.[/i] [i]Skin of ash, that was.[/i] [i]Her face was pretty, though. Round yet sharpened to a nearly pointed chin, with a high set of cheekbones and simple freckles darting her pale face occasionally. Streaks of azure blue would rush through the already light strands of short blonde hair, and piercing the man's being were two beady electric eyes. It was as if electricity surged throughout her very pupils.[/i] "I love the idea though. You got any lasers? Or water?"
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"Of course I do!" He responded, a devilish smile on his face. "Now, run away young girl before I get into an epic fight with the hero of this tale!"
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"Oh, but I [i]am[/i] the epic hero. Show me what you've got, squirt." [i]She almost taunted him, with that, like she hadn't a care in the whole world. Such terrible calmness influenced her, yet one could tell that she was rushing for some conflict.[/i]
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"Oh! A young hero wishes to prove her worth! So be it! You shall fall today, little girl!" The man pulled out a modded t-shirt launcher and fired a buckshot of small rubber sharks. It wasn't lethal by any means, but might leave a welt or cause a nose to bleed if hit.
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[i]Well.. Elysia was still human to some degree, so she did stumble back and cry out a little as she was hit by the buckshot.[/i] "Sonuva.. you little shit, is that the best you've got?" [i]The game of taunting was on her mind, really. Taunting, then some.. fun, as she would call it.[/i]
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"Not even close!" He said as he reloaded the cannon and fired again at her. "There's more to come, hero!"
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[i]She would be hit again, while Elysia would grunt once more.[/i] "You [i]seriously[/i] want to tempt me? Jesus, where's the water shit?!"
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"Haha! You spoke to soon! Stare in awe at the Sprinklers of Doom!" Sprinklers on the ground began to spray the girl with water, getting her wet all over.
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"...[i]There we go.[/i]" [i]As if enjoying the.. wеtness, the girl giggled, before pulling in a bystander and laughing with him as she got both of them wet. How cruel. She looked at the sharkman, smiling.[/i] "Want to see my powers, o villain? They pale in comparison, but maybe you'll be intrigued by them?"
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"Yes, show me your powers, hero! They're vastly inferior, but might be amusing to see!" Shark guy smirked as he watched.
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"Oh, boy." [i]With that, a small electrical current then left the woman's hand, as she held the bystander's own. The man screamed, then falling to the ground as electricity surged throughout the water and the woman. She had begun to literally fry the man, in seconds.[/i] "[i]Oh, boy![/i]"
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LaserSharkMan stared with wide eyes. "H-Hey, I thought you were a hero! That was just some random guy!"
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"I'm a hero of [i]change[/i]. Not.. this." [i]The electricity then swarmed back into the woman's being, as she kneeled down to the smoking body.[/i] "A representative of the right path. Change is always upon us, but Tatakai's.. been slow. All this fighting, and.. for what? Money? Faith? The right thing? It's sorta sad."
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He stared in confusion. "So...Chaotic Good? I'm confused. All I know is that if you're a hero then you're my enemy."
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"Chaotic- what?" [i]She seemed confused, if anything, her right eyebrow raising in her apparent confusion.[/i] "What's a Chaotic Good?"
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"Like, you wanna be good and will do anything possible to make the world better or something? I'm not sure."
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"I.. I don't get it. Unless.. annihilation is good. Definitely for this shithole. What's your name, anyway? No shitty alias, either." [i]She questioned, while flickers of electricity flew off of her arms still.[/i]
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"I told you! I am LaserSharkMan!" He made a pose with his hands on his hips. "I will become the greatest villain!"
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"Your [i]real[/i] name, аsshole. If you can't even kill someone, you're not exactly a great villain. Well.. not by this place's shit standards." [i]The woman muttered, staring at the charred corpse.[/i] "...I'll change that."
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He shook his head. "I can't give away my true identity! That would ruin my life!...My mom would get so mad."
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"Hey, don't worry, my mom's.. well, she's not really mad nor glad that I do this shit. We should.. probably get out of here. Y'know. Cops, coming for.. coming for you, for your villainy!" [i]Indeed, sirens were heard in the background. First responders to the scene were on their way, and with them, likely law enforcement.[/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 1/18/2018 10:01:33 PM"Right! I shall retreat to my secret liar! Farewell, woman!" LaserSharkMan began to run/waddle away.
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[spoiler]Fin I guess, lol. Evil partnership, then?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I guess?[/spoiler]
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[i]lizzie happened to be nearby when she hears the man laughing and making his speech. She's trying not to laugh at the short man's antics clearly amused by as well. Even she was a good 8'9" in height clearly and easily towering over the man. She had looked the man over as she quite literally looked down at the man. Only reason she was in the area was that she was just coming back from a walk. [/i] "I would face but it wouldn't be very fair fight for you."says lizzie
