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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/11/2018 8:13:41 PM
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Because of fictional logic it would take him another episode or two, so LaserSharkMan went to reload again only to find he ran out of shark buckshots.
"Damn...out of ammo. Time to ramp it up!"
He pulled out a different looking casing and fired it with his cannon, small octopus...octupi? Whatever, they now flew at Cain with suction cups on them to help them cling on.
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“Ha! Jokes on you, I enjoy seafood!” Cain yelled, tearing and octopus off and taking a big bite out of it before throwing it to the side.
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"That's...! That's not healthy, man....Those were raw." LaserSharkMan looked a little disgusted at this. "They've also been baking in the sun for a week...so...should I call an ambulance for you?"
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“No! I am...oh dear...” Cain suddenly said, stopping and holding his stomach. “Errr...I...suddenly do not feel that good....”
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"Dude, let me get you an ambulance..." LaserSharkMan pulled out an old flip phone and dialed 911.
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“Oh...oh no. BLUGH!” Cain let out, barfing into an alleyway.
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"Uhh...yes. Well, this guy just ate some really old seafood that has been sitting out for a long period of...Yeah, I'll hold." LaserSharkMan stood near Cain, bad music playing through the phone as he was somehow put on hold.
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“Your power is...too str-BLUGH.” Cain threw up again into the alley.
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"Dude, calm down. You seem like, really sick. No worries, the hold for emergency help can't be too long here, right?"
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Cain simply collapsed on the ground, and before going silent let out a “curse you...evildoer...”
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"Uhhh....I guess I win! MUHAHAHAHA!" LaserSharkMan placed a foot on Cain's back and stood triumphant. "This town will be mine!"
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He got a little puke on his shoe in the process of doing so. It smelt like...well...seafood.
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"Ew..." He got off of Cain and began to walk away with a wide smile. "I can't believe that worked..." [spoiler]END?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]end lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]LaserSharkMan shall strike again![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the sequel will be legendary [/spoiler]
