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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/11/2018 8:14:52 PM
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“Ha! Jokes on you, I enjoy seafood!” Cain yelled, tearing and octopus off and taking a big bite out of it before throwing it to the side.
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"That's...! That's not healthy, man....Those were raw." LaserSharkMan looked a little disgusted at this. "They've also been baking in the sun for a week...so...should I call an ambulance for you?"
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“No! I am...oh dear...” Cain suddenly said, stopping and holding his stomach. “Errr...I...suddenly do not feel that good....”
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"Dude, let me get you an ambulance..." LaserSharkMan pulled out an old flip phone and dialed 911.
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“Oh...oh no. BLUGH!” Cain let out, barfing into an alleyway.
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"Uhh...yes. Well, this guy just ate some really old seafood that has been sitting out for a long period of...Yeah, I'll hold." LaserSharkMan stood near Cain, bad music playing through the phone as he was somehow put on hold.
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“Your power is...too str-BLUGH.” Cain threw up again into the alley.
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"Dude, calm down. You seem like, really sick. No worries, the hold for emergency help can't be too long here, right?"
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Cain simply collapsed on the ground, and before going silent let out a “curse you...evildoer...”
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"Uhhh....I guess I win! MUHAHAHAHA!" LaserSharkMan placed a foot on Cain's back and stood triumphant. "This town will be mine!"
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He got a little puke on his shoe in the process of doing so. It smelt like...well...seafood.
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"Ew..." He got off of Cain and began to walk away with a wide smile. "I can't believe that worked..." [spoiler]END?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]end lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]LaserSharkMan shall strike again![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the sequel will be legendary [/spoiler]
