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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/11/2018 8:16:39 PM
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"HAHA! That's the talk of a coward! Fight me, hero! Fight me and you shall know true defeat!"
The man said confidently, looking ridiculous in his outfit.
English
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"Im no sir i will fight you but you'll regret it."says lizzie [i]there's determination in the taller woman's sea blue eyes as she stares him down. [/i]
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"Those are the words of a fool! For you shall regret this, not I! For I am, LaserSharkMan, the deadliest villain in all the land!" He posed, his hands on his hips as he gazed up at the sky.
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"Whatever you say laserman"says lizzie [i]She had stifled a giggled when he had posed finding it highly entertaining. She was looking down at the man who was striking a pose. [/i]
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"NO! It's LaserSharkMan!" He yelled, getting a little annoyed at someone messing with his name. "You shall rue this day, fool!"
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"Oh well.... excuse me mr lasersharkman. "Says lizzie sarcastically [i]she clearly saying it wrong on purpose to get a rise out of him. the main reason cause it's entertaining as hell. [/i]
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"You're mocking me! Stop mocking me! I'm a real villain and I have feelings, yknow?!" He crossed his arms and frowned at Lizzie.
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"Sure sure i believe it's just from where im from im use to fighting beasties not supervilllans."says lizzie [i]which was fairly true as she was more used to monster than this guy right here.[/i]
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"Well, unlike those beasts I have the ability to think and I-Surprise attack!" He pulled out a modded t-shirt cannon and fired a buckshot of rubber sharks at Lizzie. It wasn't lethal, but it would f*cking hurt and probably leave a welt.
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"Ow you lil shit you'll pay for that"says lizzie angrily [i]the sharks had hit her in the side which kinda pissed her off a great deal as she reaches over to a tree that nearby and yanks down one tree's thicker branches with a loud crack like she was snapping twig with ease.[/i] "You better hope i don't catch you lil man."says lizzie [i]the branch she grabbed off the tree was a good four foot long and about three inches thick. It would certainly smart if she did manage to smack him with it. As she starts taking steps towards him with it in hand as she raised the branch to hit him.[/i]
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He fired another buckshot of rubber sharks at her face this time. "You can't hurt me, for I am LaserSharkMan!"
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"Owwww"says lizzie [i]she angrily grumbles at this point something he cant hear as she swings the branch at man clearly pissed as she aims for his torso.[/i]
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"Ow!" He went tumbling from the hit, slowly getting up with a pained groan. "Oooow...."
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[i]lizzie is still standing up looking down at him still holdingon to the branch with one hand on it. A visible smirk etching across her face as she watched him get up.[/i] "Oops kinda a lil too hard there.."she says with a hint sarcasm [i]but to be fair lizzie really wasn't using her full strength so the hit would a giant's equivalent of a love tap. But it definitely would hurt the man though but not kill him.[/i]
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He stood back up an glared at her. "You shall be defeated giant person! For you have stepped right into my trap! The Sprinklers of Doom!" Small sprinklers began spraying water all over Lizzie.
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"Oh such big words for a lil man"says lizzie mockingly [i]she seems not very fazed by the water clearly unimpressed by them. As she swings the branch at him hitting him in torso again.[/i]
