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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/11/2018 9:02:15 PM
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"Of course I do!"
He responded, a devilish smile on his face.
"Now, run away young girl before I get into an epic fight with the hero of this tale!"
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"Oh, but I [i]am[/i] the epic hero. Show me what you've got, squirt." [i]She almost taunted him, with that, like she hadn't a care in the whole world. Such terrible calmness influenced her, yet one could tell that she was rushing for some conflict.[/i]
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"Oh! A young hero wishes to prove her worth! So be it! You shall fall today, little girl!" The man pulled out a modded t-shirt launcher and fired a buckshot of small rubber sharks. It wasn't lethal by any means, but might leave a welt or cause a nose to bleed if hit.
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[i]Well.. Elysia was still human to some degree, so she did stumble back and cry out a little as she was hit by the buckshot.[/i] "Sonuva.. you little shit, is that the best you've got?" [i]The game of taunting was on her mind, really. Taunting, then some.. fun, as she would call it.[/i]
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"Not even close!" He said as he reloaded the cannon and fired again at her. "There's more to come, hero!"
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[i]She would be hit again, while Elysia would grunt once more.[/i] "You [i]seriously[/i] want to tempt me? Jesus, where's the water shit?!"
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"Haha! You spoke to soon! Stare in awe at the Sprinklers of Doom!" Sprinklers on the ground began to spray the girl with water, getting her wet all over.
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"...[i]There we go.[/i]" [i]As if enjoying the.. wеtness, the girl giggled, before pulling in a bystander and laughing with him as she got both of them wet. How cruel. She looked at the sharkman, smiling.[/i] "Want to see my powers, o villain? They pale in comparison, but maybe you'll be intrigued by them?"
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"Yes, show me your powers, hero! They're vastly inferior, but might be amusing to see!" Shark guy smirked as he watched.
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"Oh, boy." [i]With that, a small electrical current then left the woman's hand, as she held the bystander's own. The man screamed, then falling to the ground as electricity surged throughout the water and the woman. She had begun to literally fry the man, in seconds.[/i] "[i]Oh, boy![/i]"
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LaserSharkMan stared with wide eyes. "H-Hey, I thought you were a hero! That was just some random guy!"
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"I'm a hero of [i]change[/i]. Not.. this." [i]The electricity then swarmed back into the woman's being, as she kneeled down to the smoking body.[/i] "A representative of the right path. Change is always upon us, but Tatakai's.. been slow. All this fighting, and.. for what? Money? Faith? The right thing? It's sorta sad."
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He stared in confusion. "So...Chaotic Good? I'm confused. All I know is that if you're a hero then you're my enemy."
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"Chaotic- what?" [i]She seemed confused, if anything, her right eyebrow raising in her apparent confusion.[/i] "What's a Chaotic Good?"
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"Like, you wanna be good and will do anything possible to make the world better or something? I'm not sure."
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"I.. I don't get it. Unless.. annihilation is good. Definitely for this shithole. What's your name, anyway? No shitty alias, either." [i]She questioned, while flickers of electricity flew off of her arms still.[/i]
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"I told you! I am LaserSharkMan!" He made a pose with his hands on his hips. "I will become the greatest villain!"
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"Your [i]real[/i] name, аsshole. If you can't even kill someone, you're not exactly a great villain. Well.. not by this place's shit standards." [i]The woman muttered, staring at the charred corpse.[/i] "...I'll change that."
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He shook his head. "I can't give away my true identity! That would ruin my life!...My mom would get so mad."
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"Hey, don't worry, my mom's.. well, she's not really mad nor glad that I do this shit. We should.. probably get out of here. Y'know. Cops, coming for.. coming for you, for your villainy!" [i]Indeed, sirens were heard in the background. First responders to the scene were on their way, and with them, likely law enforcement.[/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 1/18/2018 10:01:33 PM"Right! I shall retreat to my secret liar! Farewell, woman!" LaserSharkMan began to run/waddle away.
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[spoiler]Fin I guess, lol. Evil partnership, then?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I guess?[/spoiler]
