Anyone roadmap in an eli5 fashion what to do where and when and how for this newb? Looking to get into cryptocurrencies and want added privacy from the gummit (just a principled AnCap, not doing anything shady/immoral, not a chairperson of the DNC). This user has been told to get some form of Linux and the portability of a laptop is sweet, but the modability of a desktop is a plus if the laptop is at least somewhat moddable. This user was suggested to get T A I L S or Ubunt, and this user looked up a YT guide how to put T A I L S on a USB and another USB stick and to use that as the harddrive for the laptop and do sensitive browsing on that with T O R built-in, which is cool because that's one less thing to download. This user is a newb at such things aside from going to a frend's house years ago and seeing what DNMarkets and torenting looked like (didn't buy anything just marveled at a world unknown to this user at the time) and never ran anything like that on computers this user owned. Across multiple subredits in cryptocurrencies, vpns, and OS's, this user has a somewhat clearer picture but not quite done yet. Is there a kind person out there/here that can detail a roadmap of a step-by-step of what to do? This user is also anti-INTEL monopoly and DELL (being that they're both tentacles of the n W o and there was some breaking news anything INTEL is going to go down in several areas in the 17% to 35% ish range the other day/week, yes?). Thanks very much. PeaceLuvandAnrchy because there's a(n Info)Wahr on for yuh mind! TL;DR LF an AMD/non-intel/non-dell moddable laptop that runs Linux this user could put T A I L S or Ubunt on and buy some cryptocurrencies and HODL for a year or so. Also play some M M Os well enough without being at 3-18 fps. What do what how when where from either the start of going on a computer site or walking into retail store?