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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2018 4:21:49 AM
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The ambassador walks in. He has a grey trench coat on. His blond hair was styled differently today. Any basic techno advanced scanners could tell that his coat pockets had lots of high tech technology in them.
“I’m looking for a radio. Well actually a haling system so my ship can communicate with other ships, do you happen to have one” he says, looking around the tent
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[b]Well, the sign certainly did not lie at all, it really was a wonder emporium. There was certainly many wonders lining the walls, if you considered abominations and thousands of types of technologies wonders, which most really would. There were thousands upon thousands of creatures in the place, some resembling small gods. There was a woman waving to someone who was leaving, she was wearing goggles and overalls. No other features could be determined at all, and her outfit didn’t have a distinguished color. She began to walk towards him.[/b] “A radio, you say? Anything specific? What quality or make? Only a certain material or does it matter at all? I need more detail, please!” [b]She had a light British accent.[/b]
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“Well mate, for starters I don’t really need a good quality or material. I just need a system so that my ship can communicate with other ships in space.” He says, also with a British accent. He pulls out a weird device, a sonic screwdriver, and starts scanning around the area. He is looking for suspicious objects or something from his galaxy.
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[b]Suspicious was an understatement when talking about all this stuff. There were things that had functions of a basic smartphone, all the way to things akin to weapons of mass destruction. There was literally infinite of these items, trying to find them all was an impossible task.[/b] “Yeah, but what kind of contact? I need information, man!”
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“Vocal contact.” He reply’s. He starts looking around the objects. “I have lost something and I was wondering if you have seen it” he said, pulling out a picture of a blue box
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“Ah, so you’re a Timelord then? Met some of your lot back when I was just traveling around! Why didn’t you just say so, I have an original Timelord communications system somewhere around here!”
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“Timelord communicator, is it able to be installed into a spaceship. Not a tardis, but my friend, captain Roberts ship. The lot of them are pirates, but the captain promised to help me find my box of I take care of his crew and his ship.” He say “And about the timelord thing, I don’t like to draw too much attention to it. I have lost contact with them scene my home, Galefray burned. I don’t know if the are any out there, or if I’m the last one left... Anyways communicator.”
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“Oh, don’t worry, Gallifrey is fine! Do you not watch TV? They’re floating around in space in some sort of bullshit void thing, nobody really understands. Moffat dropped the ball on that one, eh?” [b]She would chuckle to herself.[/b] “Just bring your ship over to the back of my tent and I’ll install it!”
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“Uhh about that.” He says looking around. “Can this tent fit a spaceship.” “Also I am offering a reward to any who find the blue box”
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“This tent is literally infinite, you’d just have to pull around back. And a reward for the TARDIS thing? I could just make you a new one.”
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“No!!! I mean...sorry for yelling....but I don’t want a new one. I want my tardis.” He says
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“Then I could tell you where it is! But information is a lot more expensive than a simple object!”
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“Anywhere in Time and space, that’s what I’m offering” the timelord says
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“If I wanted to go somewhere else, I’d go there myself! And I don’t barter, Mr. Timelord! I deal in two things! Knowledge and blood! And I already have all of one of those, and it’s the one that’s not a liquid!”
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“Well. The sign out front says first purchase free. Also I didn’t purchase the radio yet, I just asked about it. Therefore I have a free purchase. So I’d like to know the exact location of my tardis... I will be purchasing this information and look, looks like i have a free purchase to use” the timelord says smiling
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“Too bad it says that the first [i]item[/i] is free! There’s a reason it says item, man! No loopholes here! You can have an item for free as your first purchase, but information will still cost you!”
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“Information is a item. A item told in vibrations in the air. If you are saying sound isn’t matter, because it’s a wave, Well a wave is still a item. And even if you don’t count it as one, than I will have my information on paper, which is matter, so it is a item.” He pulls out a piece of paper and a pen. “Here use theses, now all you have to do is relay the information onto that paper and boom, the information is suddenly a item. It’s made of matter.Now I want info on exactly where my tardis is”
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“Yeah, no. Information, no matter the medium given, is still information, which is not considered an item in my business transactions. Like I said, there’s no loopholes. You pay, or you don’t get any information at all.”
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“What if I gave you knowledge. You said you have it already, but it probably doesn’t rival a over 500 year old timelord that has witnessed time and space”
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“I’m millions of years old, silly! I already know everything you could ever know, and more! Even with all your regenerations, you couldn’t even come close to rivaling what I know! I deal in knowledge, but that doesn’t mean I get paid in it! Try some blood!”
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“Blood...blood.....blood....bloo....AHA!!!” He says. Pulling out a test tube from his coat. He grabs a knife off a shelf. “Now this might hurt a bit” he says to himself as he cuts his arm and lets the blood drip into the tube. When it’s filled, he ties a cloth around his arm as a makeshift bandage. “Blood”he says holding out the test tube. “Now may I ask, what do you plan to do with it. If you are using it for some weird voodoo ritual than....I actually might be interested.....what am I saying of course I won’t be interested.....come in it will be fun......NO!!! No voodoo experiment”
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“I mean... I was just gonna drink it, but now you’ve got me in the mood for a good old blood ritual! Dunno for what though, I don’t really do them much unless I’m talking to certain people! Anyways, I’ll be taking that!” [b]She gently takes the test tube, twirling it around the test tube, like it was wine.[/b]
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“Hope you won’t actually do a blood ritual. What are you going to do, drink my blood, will it make you immortal or something”
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“I’m already Immortal! And... I actually can’t remember why I drink blood, besides to heal myself when I’m hurt! And it’s not like it’ll matter if I use your blood for something or not! It would only effect me, not you!”
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“ now you have my blood, which makes me wonder what happens when you drink the regeneration energy in my blood. Anyways, I need the information”
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“Alright! Just put your hand on mine! It’s hard to sort around in my head, so I’ll just have my memories sort themselves out and give you the info!” [b]She holds her hand out to him, now smelling his blood with a smile. She seemed very focused on the blood.[/b]
