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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/19/2018 3:24:00 AM
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"That Hunter you ran over in the Ku Rudo mountains," Puma said.
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[i]"Oh you guys know her? Shitshitshit..." Meghan panicked, finishing her drink. She didn't know whether she should bolt for the door or stay, so she waited to see what her next move was. [/i]
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"There isn't a single seasoned Guardian that doesn't know at least one Grey," Chase noted.
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[i]"I probably know a few. They can't be [b]that[/b] good, can they?" [/i]
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"Have you heard about the Titan who crashed his ship into an Archon?" Jade asked.
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[i]"No, though that isn't too far-fetched. Guardians can come back from the dead, and ships are expendable." [/i]
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"How about the Warlock that killed Crota with one sword slam?" Jade asked.
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[i]"Sounds like the Warlock on my old Fireteam." [/i]
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"You're from a different timeline, aren't you?" Chase asked.
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[i]"Yeah. It isn't even about that though - I refuse to believe she's a badass, since any badass would have avoided a car crash on an almost empty road." [/i]
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"Oh, she lost the bet," Jade laughed.
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[i]"I don't think there was a bet - Not only were we alone, it's a little too convenient for someone to know I'd be on that specific road at that particular time." [/i]
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"She'd lost a bet to me earlier, so the wager was 50 glimmer or get run over by a car. Hunters will do anything to for money, or prove themselves," Jade told Meghan. "That's not true," Vanessa replied. "Oh yeah, I'll give you 5 glimmer to slap the hot bartender." "Which one?"
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[i]"Sooo wish I was a bartender right now." [/i]
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Jade chuckled, "Nah, you're hotter."
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[i]"I know. But i could be the hottest bartender." [/i]
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Jade chucked, "Yeah. With your tıts jiggling to bass-boosted music."
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[i]"That's definitely one way to put it, yeah." [/i]
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Jade grinned. Chase sighed, murmuring, "I need to find a girlfriend."
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[i]"Good luck. Try the next bar over, I'm sure someone will try you." [/i]
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"Preferably not in a bar, I don't drink alcohol," Chase replied.
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[i]Meghan gave him the most blank stare in the world. His levels of idiocy were unrivalled to her. "We're in a bar right now. Why are you here?" [/i]
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"Puma is trying to get me socialize," Chase sighed.
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[i]"So like... Why not just go to a park? Do you bring juice boxes in here?" [/i]
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"He likes coffee, anything but Starbucks. But that was because I worked at one for a day in the City. He stopped by, so I poured beer in his capachino, to screw with him," she whispered. He clearly overheard. "YOU POURED BEER IN MY COFFEE!" He yelled.
