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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/20/2018 1:52:37 AM
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"Have you heard about the Titan who crashed his ship into an Archon?" Jade asked.
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[i]"No, though that isn't too far-fetched. Guardians can come back from the dead, and ships are expendable." [/i]
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"How about the Warlock that killed Crota with one sword slam?" Jade asked.
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[i]"Sounds like the Warlock on my old Fireteam." [/i]
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"You're from a different timeline, aren't you?" Chase asked.
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[i]"Yeah. It isn't even about that though - I refuse to believe she's a badass, since any badass would have avoided a car crash on an almost empty road." [/i]
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"Oh, she lost the bet," Jade laughed.
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[i]"I don't think there was a bet - Not only were we alone, it's a little too convenient for someone to know I'd be on that specific road at that particular time." [/i]
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"She'd lost a bet to me earlier, so the wager was 50 glimmer or get run over by a car. Hunters will do anything to for money, or prove themselves," Jade told Meghan. "That's not true," Vanessa replied. "Oh yeah, I'll give you 5 glimmer to slap the hot bartender." "Which one?"
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[i]"Sooo wish I was a bartender right now." [/i]
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Jade chuckled, "Nah, you're hotter."
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[i]"I know. But i could be the hottest bartender." [/i]
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Jade chucked, "Yeah. With your tıts jiggling to bass-boosted music."
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[i]"That's definitely one way to put it, yeah." [/i]
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Jade grinned. Chase sighed, murmuring, "I need to find a girlfriend."
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[i]"Good luck. Try the next bar over, I'm sure someone will try you." [/i]
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"Preferably not in a bar, I don't drink alcohol," Chase replied.
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[i]Meghan gave him the most blank stare in the world. His levels of idiocy were unrivalled to her. "We're in a bar right now. Why are you here?" [/i]
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"Puma is trying to get me socialize," Chase sighed.
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[i]"So like... Why not just go to a park? Do you bring juice boxes in here?" [/i]
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"He likes coffee, anything but Starbucks. But that was because I worked at one for a day in the City. He stopped by, so I poured beer in his capachino, to screw with him," she whispered. He clearly overheard. "YOU POURED BEER IN MY COFFEE!" He yelled.
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[i]"Adventurous, I like it," Meghan whispered back with a laugh. Her tone had a slight buzz to it, from the tequila. [/i]
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"I know," she replied.
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[i]"So, got any stories about his night with beer?" [/i]
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"I'm afraid there is none to tell. He didn't drink the entire cup of coffee, just a little bit before he decided to be like, [i]F*ck it, I'm leaving[/i]."
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[i]"Booooo, wasteful [b]and[/b] lightweight!" [/i]
