I've been perusing a certain app (or rather [i]apps[/i]) lately and aside from the plethora of shitty dog face filters, I also keep seeing people with eyebrows so thick and long, that they're practically a unibrow. I will never claim to understand female trends in regards to aesthetics, [i] especially[/i] makeup in particular, but this shit just looks silly. Why is this a thing?
I actually like THICC eyebrows to be honest -- when they're natural. If it looks like you took a sharpie across your brow, you need to sit the -blam!- back down, take another good look in that vanity mirror you no doubt have as you posture up for another dog face filter selfie and ask yourself, "does this actually look cute?". If the answer is anything other than "-blam!- no", you need to reevaluate things...
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Anyway kids, that's why you have to wear a burqa