Hello have you seen Dave? I cannot seem to find him.
[spoiler]Dave is a short, stumpy ginger guy with a thick beard and bad hair. He can often be found at vegan places and yells about outdated memes.[/spoiler]
Edit: Dave has not been found. Keep looking please.
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[quote]and yells about outdated memes.[/quote]
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Literally who?
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Dave's not here, man.
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I saw him but then he turned into a bat and flew away!
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He about yea high? Likes water polo? Contagious smile? Body like a bag of mango pulp? Never seen him.
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hes over yonder
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Dave's not here man.
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Dave is playing VR chat
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He’s over there!
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Who dave ?
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Suhh dude
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Have you tried Wii.com?
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I heard he was in an abandoned shack
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Are we talking, like, "Dave" Dave? Or, like, just Dave?
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What if... you are dave?
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Sorry. I’m still looking for Waldo.
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Anyone else reading this post as multiple voices spoken in unison because of OP's name?
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Khajiit might have seen Dave. Khajiit will need meme coins to share any information
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He is in your memory
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Edited by No Spaghetti For Waluigi: 1/30/2018 11:24:10 AMWhen was the last time you saw him and where was it? Maybe we can help.
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Yeah.... [spoiler]I've [b]erased[/b] him.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sol Didact: 1/30/2018 4:57:35 AMI did not seen him, it's not true, it's bull sh*t, I did not seen him. I did nAHt...
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Dave's not here man.
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Have you tried xbox.com?
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Hello? Who are you? I don't know you and who is Dave?