originally posted in:The New Dojo
The robot stared at her with its emotionless face, the blue eye flashing a little. It raised an arm and patted the android on the head with one of its cannon arms as if she were an animal, but the strength of the arm made it feel more like a rough hit than a pat.
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*She sighed.* <So much for making an inorganic friend...>
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"[i]Friend? Why would you need a friend? Do you mean ally?[/i]"
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<They mean the same thing, do they not?>
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"[i]Friends are something organics have and make them weak. Allies make machines strong.[/i]"
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<Allies then, I suppose.>
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"[i]I like allies. You can be small ally because you may have some use later.[/i]"
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<Okay... See you later then.>
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"[i]Goodbye, Callice-69[/i]" It patted her on the head again before beginning to walk away.
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<It’s pronounced Alice.>
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"[i]Phallice?[/i]" It turned back around. "[i]I believe my hearing has been shot.[/i]"
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<ALICE!> *She shouted, attempting to make him hear better.*
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"[i]Alice? Why do you yell? That doesn't help. My voice recognition is just malfunctioning.[/i]"
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<I thought you couldn’t hear well...>
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"[i]I've simply been shot in the wrong areas. I am in need of repair.[/i]"
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<I must repair myself quite often. Perhaps I could assist?>
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Edited by Stitch: 2/1/2018 5:35:59 AM"[i]Yes, that would help me very much.[/i]"