originally posted in:The New Dojo
*She did not flinch, her head making a sort of hollow [i]tong[/i] each time he patted it. She angled her head up to look into his “face.”*
<You may be the first person to confuse me for an animal, unless this is just how you have been programmed to be friendly. I am in fact an android, similar to yourself although we appear to be made for different purposes.>
*Her voice was feminine, but it had about the same sound quality as an old walkie-talkie.*
English
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"[i]Friend? Why would you need a friend? Do you mean ally?[/i]"
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<They mean the same thing, do they not?>
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"[i]Friends are something organics have and make them weak. Allies make machines strong.[/i]"
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<Allies then, I suppose.>
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"[i]I like allies. You can be small ally because you may have some use later.[/i]"
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<Okay... See you later then.>
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"[i]Goodbye, Callice-69[/i]" It patted her on the head again before beginning to walk away.
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<It’s pronounced Alice.>
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"[i]Phallice?[/i]" It turned back around. "[i]I believe my hearing has been shot.[/i]"
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<ALICE!> *She shouted, attempting to make him hear better.*
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"[i]Alice? Why do you yell? That doesn't help. My voice recognition is just malfunctioning.[/i]"
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<I thought you couldn’t hear well...>
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"[i]I've simply been shot in the wrong areas. I am in need of repair.[/i]"
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<I must repair myself quite often. Perhaps I could assist?>
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Edited by Stitch: 2/1/2018 5:35:59 AM"[i]Yes, that would help me very much.[/i]"