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Edited by ManOfLight:
3/10/2018 5:14:41 PM
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Hypothetical Scenario #1
You are hanging out with your best friend and suddenly he randomly dies.
What do you do?
If people like this then I will do more of them.
Edit: I’m going to do another one on Friday.
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Discard the body, collect his life savings, then run like hell
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2 RepliesI'd kill him for doing something as dumb as dying
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I skin him to make a blanket and clothes and I collect the meat for winter.
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1 ReplyHave you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's
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I've always wanted to try this. [b]CLEAR[/b] *DEFIBRILLATE SOUNDS*
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He was weak, leave him.
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5 RepliesWhat I’d actually do: call the cops and then call my staff sergeant. What came to mind because I’m an asshole: Carry him back, paint him gold, then pose him outside as a “living statue” and reap the rewards.
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In reality: take it seriously For the meme: take a picture and make a meme about his death somehow.
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Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 2/21/2018 1:18:33 PMSteal all his belongings, hide the body, fake my own death, and create new identity. Bam, you have Liam Gue, man of mystery. No no, not Liam_Gue, that’s a completely different guy. In reality I’d get help.
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[i]My servants never die[/i]
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Consume him to absorb his strength. [spoiler]It's what he would have wanted.[/spoiler]
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Honestly, just call 911.
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Guess Billy Joel wasn’t Fk’n around when he sung “Only The Good Die Young”
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Bury the body because It was I who killed him. No one can know about where I hid the treasure.
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Call the police. Kick him. Make a couple of new jokes he would of killed me if I said while he was alive
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Edited by Black Magic: 2/20/2018 12:58:13 AMI can’t really answer this cause I don’t hang out with anyone in HS; vice versa🙂
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What friend?
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6 RepliesUhh ahhhhh ummm I would uhhh maybe umm call 911 then start giving cpr cuz I am dumb
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Call 911 then examine his corpse.
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Kill my dad
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Call 911 and we'll maybe laugh idk
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I would still be fine since I have no friends [spoiler]top kek[/spoiler]
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Take his wallet cuz he owed me $20 then through him in a river then realize he probably just fell asleep and didn’t die
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it was luke smith's fault anyway
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Call the paramedics and initiate CPR until they arrive.
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Edited by Karmicburden: 2/19/2018 8:39:22 PMCall police Teabag Cry [spoiler]if I had friends [/spoiler]
