You are in your house doing everyday activities
You then get arrested for murdering millions of people
What do you do?
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ask if you murdered millions of 4 year olds if they say yes, you are happy. if they say no, you are sad
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Take the cyanide pill hidden in my tooth. [spoiler]🐣[/spoiler]
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I would say, “You sure you want to arrest me? If I’ve killed millions, what makes you think I won’t kill you as well?”
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"Death penalty or no deal"
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Ask for evidence... Checkm8
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Close my notebook, look them in the eye, and shout out "I am the god of this new world!", before being shot for being completely maniacal... ...someone please get what I'm referencing...
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Ask for a phone call, then call the police [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Arrest myself first so they can't arrest me
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Depends...Did I actually do it?
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But my plan hasn't been put into motion yet...um...you didn't need to see that...
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Go to court and then home because there's no evidence supporting that radical claim.
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25 to life.
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Accept it, go to solitairy/ maximum security confinement, sleep all the time I want.
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What I’d actually do: Comply but refute committing such atrocities. What first came to mind because I’m an asshole: Tell them that they are too late, this is just the beginning, and that I’ve set in motion the greatest display of violence the world has ever seen. Unless they give into my demands, I will not take action to prevent the great cataclysm that falls upon them.
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Call my mom.
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Play dead
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Sic Kurama on the guy who framed me.
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How did I murder them?
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Accept that god has returned to this server and had accidentally bestowed upon me admin. privileges. I shall then create a living hell, anime chicks everywhere!! [spoiler]Maybe test the limits of the admin. privileges. I’m sure a few million people will somehow die with thousands killing themselves.[/spoiler]
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Urinate I’m the seat of the cop car. I’ve always wanted to do that
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Kill them all, no one arrests a -blam!-ing Sith Lord
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Plea that I'm innocent
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Be what they want you to be
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get a lawyer
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I go to sleep and hope the situation resolves itself.
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I do nothing, sit back and get of cricket free cause they got no evidence