Telescope so I can spy from the clouds. Or a tunnel drill so I can get back to Earth from hell.
[spoiler]Inb4 I want to get burned.[/spoiler]
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Since there’s probably no afterlife...I’m gonna go with nothing?
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Get buried in your home so you can live in your home in the afterlife
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blow up doll.
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A cell phone. So i can continue to troll these forums.
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A perfectly working phone
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Muh Xbox
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I’m going to be cremated and don’t believe in an afterlife so.. this is awkward.
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A phone or laptop Gotta keep checking up on the forums. After all
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I'm going to Valhalla so everything I need is already there
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My phone
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The Mrs’s mum
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A trinket that has special meaning to myself
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Won’t need anything. I will already be provided for
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Infinite wishes
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Deodorant.
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<My phone. I will need pizza even after I'm dead.>