There's a vending machine at my work that has a shrimp egg roll in it. I'm gonna eat it. I won't lie, I'm scared that I might die from the vending machine shrimp. But if it's for you I'll be brave. I'll also see if I can post a picture of it still in the machine. Update: there's some crazy fool out there that ate it before I could. No one knows who this mysterious character is, but one thing is for sure. . . Someone out there has a major case of diarrhea right now.