1. If she has a british accent. 2. Nice eyes like how they shimmer 3. A nice stomach ( like a little chubby and the pooch on her stomach. Which basically identifies her as fertile and therefore a suitable mate.) 4. If she is very intelligent and witty as well as snarky. 5. Awesome and unique tattoos. 6. Piercings are acceptable too ( earrings and navel rings are acceptable. Other piercings no.) 7. Wearing glasses. 8. Frequently using sarcasm.