>Be 21 >Gf 19 >Been dating for months now >This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life >Find out he has no money, no residence >Moved here for a job and can't afford apartment >I decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play the vidya, drink beer, watch football >Afterwards, find out girl is pregnant >By all tradition, I have to marry her now >One night, eating with wife >She admits Joe -blam!- her and she isn't ready for a commitment >Go home in a -blam!-ing rage >Throw out all Joe's shit >I'm gonna kill him when he gets home >He walks in, and I punch him hard in the face >His eye swells up, like a ball of cotton >He swings at me >I duck under and sweep his leg >I get pissed, and go to get my handgun >I confront Joe with it >He runs out to his car and -blam!-ing hightails out of here >I haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He asks why I've been so depressed lately >I tell him if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe >I'd been married long time ago >Where did you come from where did you go >Where did you come from cotton-eye Joe