"Master Yoda, have you felt it?"
"Yes, Master Windu," Yoda replied. "A great disturbance in the Force there is."
There was a pause.
"Down for server maintenance, the Force is," Yoda nodded thoughtfully. "An update there is, to the Force."
Windu raised his eyebrows.
"Perhaps this is the new content update we have been hoping for."
"Mm! Yes, we shall see. Micro transactions adding to the Force, they are."
Just then, a young padawan burst into the council room.
"Master Yoda!" she cried. "How does Count Dooku get Force lightning and I don't?!"
Yoda thought.
"Payed for Force DLC, has he. Big one too, hehe."
"The Force is back online," Windu smiled smugly, Force pulling his lightsaber into his hand.
"Good this is. If only we can acquire high-speed internet on all worlds to use it."
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And then Yoda let out a massive rotten egg fart and the universe ended.