Self Explanatory:
I'll start:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once delivered an uppercut to a horse. It's decedents are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once played Rock, Paper, Scissors, used scissors against rock, and won.
Discuss:
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth-downs
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Edited by Partisan: 9/26/2018 11:29:28 PMShoutout [url=http://reddit.com/r/croppednorrisjokes]/r/croppednorrisjokes[/url] It's just Chuck Norris memes with top text only, which, as it turns out, are hilarious in a surreal anti-joke kind of way
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Chuck Norris saved the Avengers.
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Everything. No further discussion needed.