[b]Important[/b]: Next time I do a contest it will just be Amazon gift cards so that people don't get so sketched out lmao. I'm giving away $50 next month and $100 for December. So if you want some easy money you better brush up on your writing skills.
A. Wear a Batman Costume and approach people for one day saying, "I'm Batmaaaaaaaan!" And proceed to punch them in the face.
B. Gather your entire family and tell them all the dirty/perverted thoughts you've had over the years.
C. Go to work and twerk all over your boss while saying, "Who's the boss now baby!"
D. Go to any police station with Krispy Kreme doughnuts and ask, "You pigs want some doughnuts!" While snorting like a pig loudly and getting all up in their faces.
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I'd go B. It's not the worst thing I would share with them lol.
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A with along that costume I also have a Batman shirt. [spoiler]It would also mean that i definitely goingto jail for [u]punching people after yelling "I'm batman"[/u][/spoiler]
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D sounds the most fun 😂
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My family already knows my dark perverse thoughts from my stories and an incident in 7th grade.
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A no one will know who I am and I can proceed to punch people I don’t like while running away
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<A easily.>
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A as long as I can bring brass knuckles
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well since most of my family is dying I won't have much to worry about if I chose B
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D.) I do believe the cops would not care as long as it was Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
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D because I don't respect their authority and I mean hey it's still free donuts. Everyone will get a funny story out of it!
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Good god I would never want to do B.
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D. Then C. Then A. Never B.
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Let’s be real, everyone wants to keep their perverted thoughts in their head.
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C. my brother is my boss. soooooooo that would be hilarious
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I usually work alone, which kinda makes me the boss, so uh, yeah I’d twerk me.
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A: Arrested. B: Disinherited. C: Fired. D: As long as I never touched a cop, probably nothing would happen. They might even find it funny.