Im an alpha vet with over 2453464347643 Hours! I haven’t left my basement in years! This game sucks -blam!- You bungie you need to do me better! We deserve better! But instead you haven’t nerfed sleeper! You haven’t Given me Luna! And you haven’t given me recon helmet! I’m deleting this game I’m going back to fortnite! If destiny had battle royal I might stay! But we gamers know that fortnite is the best. UPVOTE IF YOU’RE A REAL GAMER!!!!
All you people who say git gud can just sut teh hell ur mouth!
Also WHY DA -blam!- DID BUNGIE COPY THE DAB EMOTE FROM FORTNITE?!?!
I can’t believe all these non gamers think they can tell me what to do!
[spoiler]damn this is the best fishing trip ever[/spoiler][spoiler]jesus Christ this post escalated quickly🤣[/spoiler]
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Good bait, OP. Not even sure how people can fall for something as clearly parodic as this post. Not gonna lie though, that dab emote starts to get to me sometimes, man.