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Edited by HiddenAlignment:
10/28/2018 12:50:22 AM
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“We are the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’”
Hunters who say “Nerf”: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Who are you?”
HwsN: “We are the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’.”
Voidwalker: “No! Not the Hunters who say ‘Nerf’!”
HwsN: “The same! We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nerf, Fix, and Reeeemove!”
Voidwalker: “Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!”
HwsN: “The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ demand a sacrifice.”
Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, we are but simple casuals who are trying to have fun with our abilities and weapons—“
HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Ow! Ow! Ow!”
HwsN: “We shall say ‘Nerf’ again to you if you do not appease us.”
Voidwalker: “Well what is it you want?”
HwsN: “We want.... a OHK Throwing Knife!”
Voidwalker: “A what?”
HwsN: “NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!”
Voidwalker: “Please! Please no more! We will get you a OHK Throwing Knife.”
HwsN: “You must return here with a OHK Throwing Knife, or else you will never enjoy your abilities and gear again.”
Voidwalker: “Hunters of Nerf, you are just and fair, we will return to you with a OHK Throwing Knife.”
HwsN: “One that looks nice.”
Voidwalker: “Of course!”
HwsN: “And not too powerful.”
Voidwalker: “Yes!”
HwsN: “Nooooowwww go!”
[spoiler]Inspiration for this post: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo
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PART 2: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/249377086/0/0
Disclaimer: The Hunters who say ‘Nerf’ do not represent every Hunter. Please don’t get too offended. I am well aware that there are Hunters who want actual balance for everyone and that there are other classes who scream for nerfs.
Is jes joke!
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6 RepliesI mean... in a game with a Competitive playlist it's unacceptable to have a game as blantantly unbalanced as this one; From damage resistance on Supers. To Power Ammo. To every Class not having a one-shot ability. - I feel the only reason people say,"This should be needed" is due to Destiny rewarding people for using the things that are easiest to use. 180RPM's now having the fastest Hand Cannon TTK in the whole game. 180s causing more flinch than a 110 with High-Cal. Shotguns being extremely easy to use and capable of one-hitting Guardians up to 14m away. To Fusion Rifles requiring only minimal cover to charge, but have absurd Range. Then Snipers. You shoot first or die. See? The thing you'd imagine would take most effort is by far the weakest. -- You have Shoulder Charge; Tracks like a mother -blam!-er. There's no way you will ever miss when the tracking can track someone directly above/behind you/not in LoS. Then Supernova. A one-hit up to 10m away. The projectiles track. Very easy to use due to access to animation canceling it when someone is smart and exits range. Then Throwing Knives. Have very small hit detection. Very slow velocity. Does minimal damage. Again. The thing that takes most skill is the weakest. Why?
