Interviewer: Sergeant Greens
Interviewee: Vice “Red” Dredd
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Greens: So rookie. I hear you’re an expert demolitionist. What brings you to join the Cryptoid Coalitions?
Vice: Ain’t it self-explanatory? I can explode shit.
Greens: Private, talk to me like that one more time....
Vice: If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. I can’t change.
Greens: Damnit. Answer the question.
Vice: I already have.
Greens: A little more detail wouldn’t hurt.
Vice: I already have.
Greens: Onwards to the next question then. Do you have any experience in the battlefield?
Vice: Do these scars lie? Of course I do.
Greens: Any illnesses, diseases, or conditions I should know of?
Vice: PTSD. Bipolar Disorder.
Greens: Understood. Any comments you wanna add?
Vice: You see those Cryptoids over there? I can blow them the -blam!- up. Let me out in the field Sarge, and I promise you, by my dead mother, that I’ll bring you a crashed Mothership.
Greens: That’s more like it Private. We’ve enlisted you for Operation Blackwater.
Vice: A quick briefing would be helpful.
Greens: The operation requires that you hack a Cryptoid mothership using a tested AI. We’re gonna need a demolition on that ship. You up for the task?
Vice: You know my saying well, Sarge, as good as anyone here does: if there’s fire, then there’s Vice.
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Bump!!
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