Young children are weak minded and easily impressed. Besides most of those weak minded children got it for free and are coming from games like Barbie Adventure island. Destiny's next DLC is called "Season of the Fashion Lords". It's where players get to run around old content and collect new and exciting armor and gear that does nothing but looks great in the tower. Rumor has it that they may even sell glitter effects in the eververse store to make your guardian glow and sparkle. The new bad guys are called the "Izanimefamai" its pronounced -Is a nime fay may. They are like really goth and are the fashion police throwbacks from the mid 90's. They have weapons that can destroy your glitter and make you dull and slow when walking. Not to mention making you as ugly as your grandma"s turds. CAN"T EFFEN WAIT!!!! SO EXCITED!!!

Because they're stupid.